May 2008
13 posts
The Day I Really Missed My Friends...
I don’t know what it is, but today I’ve been feeling very melancholy. It seems like everything that’s been mentioned that’s been mentioned has made me think of everyone I miss back home. Tonight it all came to a head when I saw pictures Leigh had posted of our late friend LP along with old photos of her an I and I realized just how much I miss the people that make...
The Day I Counted The Locations of My Poison Ivy
Not to beat a dead horse, but somehow my poison itchy has spread even more! Last night as I tried to pass out by taking good ol’ Benadryl I really didn’t think it possible for this damn rash to spread even further. Boy, was I wrong. The places I’ve found itchy bumps now include, but are not limited to, mind you: Back (the original location of origin) Side (think bra line area)...
WatchCome see me stand up! I’ll be at the Icehouse in Pasadena this Sunday June 1st at 7:00. Get a hold of me if you have any questions. No excuses! Some excuses work, but I will be sad if you don’t come! You may not know it yet, but I’m funny.
The Day I Got Poison Ivy By Thinking About It
First of all, I just sneezed raspberry all over my white bath robe. Literally. This is how it went down. Pop in mouth. Chew chew chew:::Tickle in nose:::ACHOO! All over the chest and white robe. They’re messy little buggers each of the little seed pockets flying in all different directions. But that’s neither her nor there. This past week has been a rush but fantastic. Two good...
“I swear, I want to be a food model”
– Amy Sedaris
The Day I Chased A Mail Carrier
By the time it was noon I had already had a full day today and was really ready to kick back, relax, maybe go to the beach. Unfortunately, part of the reason it was a full day by then was because I had to get to work by one. This morning I woke up at 7:00 thinking I would be needing to get to the post office by 8:00 then to the DMV by 9:00 at the latest. Why the post office you ask? Well, dear...
“And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing...”
What I Do At Work →
This is the celebrity blog that I write on as part as my job at Fame Pictures.
This Shit Is Cheap!
I’ve always been told a college education in California is very affordable if you’re an in state student. Well, I’m considered a resident now and have been tossing around the idea of going back to school to get a degree in English and brush up on my Spanish. Why you ask? I don’t know. Apparently I’m not busy enough right now. Luckily I didn’t have to work...
Post Secret →
If you haven’t yet you should definitely check this out. Every Sunday it’s updated, and people from all walks of life send in self decorated post cards with secrets on them. Some are funny some are heartbreaking some are just plain weird, but they’re all certainly worth reading.
“Boys rarely make passes at girls who wear glasses”
-Dorothy Parker”