John Mayer Doucheometer ranking: 9.5
If you look and pose anything like this. Chances are, you’re trying too hard and it shoes. There’s a little thing called a doucheometer that I like to reference in cases like these. He registers at a ten. If not higher.
It’s okay to say no to an invitation to the ballet. I would too.
If a girl presents the opportunity, dance with her! You’ll look like more of a jackass if you say no out of embarassment rather than getting out there and embarassing yourself.
I’ve had a pretty crappy week so far due to a couple of circumstances out of my control. Just a few moments ago I said “I really need some good news,” outloud to myself. Whatdaya know. The next click, and there was news of a new live action TMNT movie potentially being made. I’d still like to get maybe some more personal good news, but this will satisfy me for right now.
Happy Hump Day Everybody!
It’s funny until you realize you just shaved your friend’s ass crack.
If this is true Annie Leibovitz gets an 8.3 on the douchometer.
I Hope McCain Keeps Digging Himself Into A Hole!
bryanmckay:
I guess the best thing you can say about Sarah Palin is that she barely has a voting record for anyone to attack.
Wait, what’s that? Obama lacks experience? Guess you can’t go around calling him out for that anymore.
And for the record, her experience consists of two years as governor of Alaska and a few years as a City Council member and Mayor in a town with a population around 5500. Prior to that, she was a local sports reporter, worked on her husband’s commercial fishing boat, and won some beauty pageants.
Boy, McCain sure knows how to pick ‘em!
